Saturday, 27 December 2008

Blog, Blog, Blog, Blog.

Haven't Blogged in ages.
Havent been on computer in a while.
Gonna blog more when back from 'Holiday'


New Phone.
New Telly.
ACDC Tickets
Few Games
Few Tshirts.
Not Much. Mainly my Phone and Tv.

Meh... Dunno my mood right now. At least i've got Becca.. And South Park.. to talk to.

I love you all (:

But Mainly; Becca, Pam, Sami, Chloe, Other Chloe.. And for some reason Dean.
Cause he's a paedo.
And i'm Bored >.<


Bye. x

Sunday, 14 December 2008

Police see Ghosts,


Well... Yesterday Becca came over ;)
haha. Was Fun xD

She fell off the Bed.
King Sized bed.
AND... Orgasmed over Metallica ;D

Hehe... Cause she's a noob and has never played guitar hero.
I could do terrible on Expert and she'd still think it was Amazing ;D
Haha.. She played one song on GH... Easy.
"About a Girl - Nirvana"

I picked her up and dropped her... And we just lay on the bed ;D
And listened to Offspring.

Me - "And i'm mentioned my Love for Offspring..."
Becca - "More Than love, You'll end up marrying them."
Me - "I wish...."

Stayed at Brian's.. The noob fell asleep during a hot chick fight on DOA.
At 10:00pm.
So me and his wee Bro played Skate, GH2 and watched Skating all night.


Only one thing to talk about.

We go in to Stirling... Hang about with Becca for a bit then go away.
We Skate...


Breach of the Peace from skating in an empty street.
Many "Complaints" and "Near-Misses" from the people.
Police can see Ghosts.
Pamela's Right.
Everything she said about the Police is.

Except these 2 cool people who got them in trouble for Charging minors.
We got off Scott Free ;)
Haha... There are 2 cool Police at least.

I Love Becca :D

Catch x

Friday, 12 December 2008

Playstation Home :D

Och. It's Beautiful.
Playing playstation Home at the moment. It is amazing likes ;D
It's a free downloadable thing for the Puss3.
It's like a Virtual world... where you make your own house and shiz.
But it's Beautiful :|
And i've only been in my house so far!
Wanna know more? That's what Google's For ;D
Hehe. It Rhymes.

ANYHOO... Trying to go outside my house but i can;t for two reasons;

The Virtual scenery is awesome
The whole game didn't download as one so i have to download each new area as i go to it for a first time >.<

Enough about Home ;D

Wednesday... Did i blog then?
Or was it Tuesday..... YEAH.
I'll ask Jamie.

Matt <3>
When was my last blog post >.<

Jamie says:
there's a blank space from yesterday :\ but the last full post was Tuesday.

Thanks :)

Soo.. Wednesday.. Parents Evening.?
IT was ALL good.. Except Music.

Thursday... I started playing guitar again and i got HOME at night.

Friday... Guitar Hero, Skate, Alex's, HOME xD


Night Y'all ;D

Thursday, 11 December 2008

Tuesday, 9 December 2008


Almost a week Since my last Blog.
I want a blogging mood like Pamela... I go to Blog then stop and go.. Hey.. Guitar Hero :O

So... I go out with that amazing person now :)
If you haven't realised.. her name is Becca.
And i Love her xD

Saturday and Sunday were spent with her.
Uptown. Was Gooooood :)
I did my first Fakie Shuvit as well :O

I can never be bothered talking about how my week was.
Mainly Guitar Hero, Becca, Guitar Hero.. :)
On & On...
All Good though (y)

I realised how close me & Shelly are and i love the lass to BITS >.<

Now that was scary.
The front of my computer literally just fell off.
I'll fix it later.
No.. It's bugging me... Pamela's OCD has got me.

Well.. Today.
Right now i'm listening to Slipknot and dying of jealousy cause i couldn't go to yesterdays gig,
Whats up with this Intro the the Self-Titled.
It's the same thing Over & Over...

Listen. It's Short..
Like Brian's Pe-
Just Listen. :)
Freaky Much.?
"The whole thing i think is Sick"

Anyhoo.. Todayeth.

School was usual.
Got home and went to Alex's.
Skating & Guitar Hero.

Then got home and Pamela wouldn't let me in her band.

"Let Me be the Guitarist... I play Guitar Hero on Expert"

HOW MEAN?!??!?

I Totally rock at Guitar Hero as well D:
And i got over 9000 points on Singstar!
And she wouldn't let me sing.

"You can't kill me cause i'm already inside you"
Slipknot have weird lyrics.
Lyrics to the song (Sic)
Yes... It's in Brackets and spelled like that.

"If you're 555 then i'm 666!"
I'm gonna see them in June!!! xD

Listen to the Song 'Eyeless' by Slipknot!
Does anybody find the start of that sounds like Sonic Heroes...
Or some cheesy Video game.

Anyway... out with the dog today and i didn't like the abandoned dark streets.
I walked in the middle of the road and thought of what i'd do if i saw a zombie limped toward me.

"Okay... If the Zombie came from behind i'd run up... Tear that 'For Sale' sign out the grass and stab the sharp bit through it's head ;D"

I'm 'Pyoor Mental' as Dionne would say (:
She's such a Ned Like >.< style="font-weight: bold;">It may be getting a little long..
Please.. Someone say it.

I love youusseee.

Quick Shout-outs:

Pamela's Gay.
Dean likes Straight Penises.
Shelly my Best Pal :D
I'm a Pirate!
Louise is a Cam Whore ;)

Over. x

Wednesday, 3 December 2008


So, Last Post was Thursday.
I wanna do Quotes of the week to Begin.

"Girls are so Much Hotter than Guys!" - Jamie
"I can't get it in!" "But you Have to Come!" - Me & Jamie
"Straight Penis' are the Best!" - Dean
"Snnoooooowwwwww, Snooowwwwww" - Lewis
"Maybe i don't Wanna Whap it Out!" - Me xD

Well... That'll Do :]
I realised... I have Amazingly sexy eyes..
But i Still Love the Lass..

Incase no-one realised, I'm a Single Pringle D:
And i'm Okay.
The Guilt has Passed...

Well i like someone amazing, I'll just see how Saturday goes.
It's weird now, Look at my last Shout-out to Chloe.. Now I like Someone else...
And I'm Single.
But Aye, The lass i like is great xD
and Hot... :)

But Yeahh... Nothing to talk about... Except.. I'm Happy.

Onto today it looks

Not Fall
Guitar Hero

Been a Giiid Day.
I Think.

Talk again Laterzz :)
Catcha x

Thursday, 27 November 2008

Well It's Good Night. :)

Its 10:03 and the atmosphere is... Well Nothing.
There really is no atmosphere when there's an Inflatable dog looking at you.
Stupid Rowdy.

I think i'll just do Shout-Outs Cause I'm Bored... And It.. 10:04 Now...

1. Jorden; Bestest Pal Foreverest xD
Can't believe you didn't want me to Meet Chocolate Bear ;O
Whats the worst that could happen.. Other than me Bringing up Scrubs.

2. Dean; I think your Statement made me realise i have enough.
But Thanks :)

3. Pamelar; Tallicists for life Biatch.
You're like one of my Bestest pals now :)
Haha.. I;m Glad we found a religion with truth & Moral.

4. Brian, Alex & Lewis; You all are my Bestest Pals
But Think... When were we last all Together..
The good Old times..
Just Think.

5. Chloe; Mainly, Don't complain that you're Fifth... It Means you're also...
And if you're last.. People will remember it the Most. :)
Well.. I Really Love you.. I've been through alot, Which only me and ?????? know About.
But I'd never do anything to hurt you.
I love you x :)

I Mainly did this Blog to Mention Chocolate Bear. I Finally have someone to talk about Scrubs with :D.

Psyched Much.

Catch x

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

It's Gonna be a long, Hard Week.

No it isn't.

Anyhoo... Today wiz all Giid.
I worked Harder.
You totally didn't start the school thing...
And No i won't come swimming.
You Suck :)

Anyhoo.. Today, School & Scrubs.
I'll write again later.
Busy having Se-
Watching Sc-
BYE..! >.<


Monday, 24 November 2008

Buck up Yours Ideas :)

I Think i should become smarter
I need to pay more attention at School, I need to listen.. i need to shut up.
I Need to be less annoying, i need to make better friends.

Now that's my to do list.

Anyhoo, Today.
School; That's what made me realise i need to be smarter, to change.
So it's gonna happen.
Everything on that list starts now.
Also, Chloe i freaking love you. I think about no-one else but you.
I really am in love with you ;/ :) xx

Well.. Now. The usual.
Sitting here, alone, thinking about Chloe & Watching Scrubs.

I miss Her. x

Sunday, 23 November 2008

Rowdy the Dog.

As my blog Usually starts... I'll explain the name.
Today i bought a Dog... A Blow-up dog... Called Rowdy xD

Got on the bus to Stirling and my Stalker got on... Her.
Ah Pure Luff That Lass Btwayy.
Well.. as i said, today i went into Stirling... Spends AGES in the new Hawkins Bazaar shop :)

I forgot to put on Yesterdays quote of the Day!
I Said it on the Bus...
'How come when cars flash they are saying Sorry or warning you.. and when i do it people sream and run?'

Lewis' quote of the day. .Yesterday: 'SNOW! SNOW!'

Anyhoo.. Back to today.
Well Stirling... Went to loads of different shops.
Can't be bothered saying what i did but we spent

1. One Hour in Hawkins Bazaar
2. One Hour in the Metal CD Section in Hoomve.
3. A While in Beanscene. WOOT HOT CHOCOLATE.

Nah. Can't be bothered.

Watching Scrubs now.. The usual..
Catch Babes ;P

Saturday, 22 November 2008


Once again. The name = Scrubs
Jason Cabbagio.
Cunningly Nicknamed 'Cabbage'!

Anyhoo.. I don't think i can be bothered to make a long Blog.
So Today. I Completed Guitar career on GH.
Enough of GH... DEAN. :)

Anyway... I got on Bus, Got to Town. Got Bored, Had to Go Shopping, Had to sit through another of Leonie's anger times. I honestly hate it when she does that. Were supposed to be having a fun day but she gets angry. ALWAYS.

Anyway.. Enough 'Bitching' if you'd call it that.

Anyway. I'm Bored.
Scrubs. Yay.

Everyone's doing statements so i might as well...

1. I don't know why you like her. That's it.
2. You taught me a lesson... I hope it was true and that it helps.
3. I want a bird... or a Mouse. That's not a statement, is it?
4. I think he needs help, he shouldn't think like that.

Catch. :)

Thursday, 20 November 2008


Those thourough Scrubs fans will know whats up with the name.
Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient.
Who... tackles doctors and patients while screaming, 'WHO AM I!?'
Why it's the name... Well.. Right now I'm watching Scrubs and Johnny is in it :)

ANYHOO.. today I've been paranoid.
I think people are talking about me.
I honestly don't care.. what people say about me.
I am me and i like being me.

ANOTHER Point of me being me.
I know the odd other person does also but i like to be unique and dont care what you think.
I don't want what you want!
I want to be me.

I've been annoyed today.. I dunno why.
People are so aggravating and.. well, ANNOYING.
Been annoyed since 7:37 am this morning.
So leave me alone and don't tell me how to look.
And if you have anything to say about me.
I don't care who it's to. As long as people don't fall out with me.

I love you all... Except Neds.
Well.. Some are all right.

1. Don't fall out with me cause of rumours
2. Well.. no other points. I like Listing stuff.

I know you're reading this and thinking
'Why hasn't he said he feels like this on msn'
But Please.. Make me Smile.

Catch x

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

The past 3 days...

Day 1 (Monday/Birthday) - Woke Up, Watched Scrubs, Went for a Pee... and then.. it happened.
I Saw the New Guitar Hero... Sitting there with a Happy Birthday Tag!
Well... as it's me... I quietly dragged ( It's Heavy D: ) it into my room and opened the box.
"Crap, I Ripped it"
Being the Genius i am... i tore the cellotape with a key xD
THEN... It Happened (again)
I Broke the drums. -Rolls Eyes-
Well... all day basically consisted of Guitar Hero... Guitar Hero... Guitar Hero.
Chloe didn't let me complete it :(
She got "Too Bored"
Almost completed the Guitar career at the moment :)
Day 2 (Tuesday) - I awaken Chloe :)
Then it was Scrubs, Shower... and Guitar Hero..
We went downstairs and i flick on Scuzz... Then it Happened.
While i'm bust orgasming over the song Leonie comes to the door.
Basically.. The day consisted (again) of Guitar Hero... Then Julia's... Then Homework :(
After Hw i Bought the Whole Death Magnetic album for GH;WT!
Then the night fell upon us and Chloe left.
I switched on Powerpoint and Msn while rocking out to 'tallica.
Me: "I have to do a Presentation on Bullet"
Jorden: "Just Say... MATT TUCK IS SEX"
Today was alright... Best part so far was Chemistry.
20 minutes of burning wood and Copper Oxide xD
We just stood and watched the stuff go on fire!
Then it happened.. THE BELL RANG.
Toward home i ran...
Right now... I'm Writing this, Eating cake... and.. ermm... Watching Brian drum?
Well... I'll Catch you Later
Over&Out x

Sunday, 16 November 2008

One Day :O

Change of Birthday Present Plans
Now... I'm Getting World Tour tomorrow ( My Birthday) and a new Phone for Christmas.
It can wait though... GH can't.

At Alex's playing Guitar Hero: World tour all day.. I Kick ass at the Guitar :P
But the drums... I'm a little rusty at the moment.
But the game kicks ass!!!

Well we didn't play it all day... Hayley (The Sexy Beast) came over and we (Me, Alex & Her) went to my house for a threesome (unplanned, Of Course.)
Hayley gives bad sex >.<

Anyhoo.. Just came off playing 'Super Obama World'
And yes.. you're right.. it is Mario.. WITH OBAMA!

Give me feedback of the game in the Comments...
I Personally think -Drumroll-
It Sucks.

More bad news people... Guns 'N' Roses new album, 'Chinese Democracy' Sucks.
The only original GnRist is Axl.
Its more like ..

Well tomorrow shall be Braw.. Everyone is coming to see me xD
YAY.. Happy Birthday to Me. :]

Ken what i just realised... The Irish Suck.

ANYWAY... I did a Zombie survival quiz the other day...
And i got the Grade of 'Z+'

'Your Knowledge , Strength and will to survive are unstoppable. It would take a nuclear holocaust to remove you from the face of this Earth. Zombies don't stand a chance.'


I'm Away.

Saturday, 15 November 2008

Saturday 15th November. (2 Days)

2 Days.. 2 days...

You're probably like, Whudafuh?!?! 2 Days for What?!?!


Yeah... Thats me.. Matt.. Ima be 15 xD

Birthday presents will hopefully be: New Phone, Guitar Hero World Tour, Scrubs Season 6 and... Chloe gets to stay over?


Before i forget...


Told you i'd mention you.. xD

Well Right now = Scrubs and Msn.

The Usual Night for me? INDEED!

And i Dont Care :D

I'm trying to do something atm.. So while i'm trying to do it....


What do you call a cross between a Lesbian and a-

Wait... I Can do my thing now...


I hope my Mum Doesn't see this...

EWW.. Look at me in that Pic...


Today... Boring, Good, Boring, Toon.. Okay Now.

Went to Cinema.... Were SUPPOSED to see Max Payne but they (Chloe&Leonie) Didn't want to.. So.. we went to see Quantum of Solace... Almost fell asleep at the start. :)

BUT EVENTUALLY... I got Irn Bru and Sweeties and we got hyper...

Some Loud Quotes I Shouted at the Cinema:



"OW- no... PWNED"


"I bet He Shags the Ginge."

I Am normal... Went up town and we Skated through FIRE ... W00T.

Good Day in the End...

No Plans for Tomorrow... But.. (There is no word to describe the noise i wish to make.. So i'll stick with) Eh.. You'll find out on tomorrows Blog what i did :)

Catch Y'all Later :)


pps. I Love You Jorden :D

Over&Oot x

Friday, 14 November 2008

I Wan' go Home. :(

Post Two
Well... Right now the amosphere is kinda sad. I am sitting in a dark room listening to 'Bullet for My Vaentine - Say Goodnight' and talking on iHateIM to my peeps. Mainly Pamela and Chloe (I love that lassie Btw xD) Also i'm watching some guy suck at Ea Skate. The bails are at least amusing...
Catch y'all Later x
I Love you Chloe xx

First Post xO

You know, I've Heard that first blogs are a lot like sex... You want your first one to last a while. So Here goes :]

Well, Since it's my first blog i may as well tell you all everything.

I love many peop-
Who The hell Cares infact. This Blog is here to tell you all about my day and to make you Laugh.. Welcome to...


The Name: Your Probably Wondering.... Well Guess..!!
Yes - The name has a back story.
Maths, Period 6 -
'I like was totally walking along the road and i like saw this thing and i was like 'Whudafuh?!' Then it like stood up and i was like 'Whudafuh?!' Then it started chasing me and i was like 'Whudafuh?!' Then it fell and i was like 'Whudafuh?!' Then it died and i was like '..That's Cool.' Then it like stood up again and i was like 'Whudafuh?!' Then it died again... and never got back up. I mean 'Whudafuh?!'

Got the name yet? No. SHUN.

Those who have followed the blessing blogs of 'Pamelaarrr' will know the deal with this next part.
We. Are. Tallicists
We Follow Metallica.

You Start in the rank of Trujillo (Bass) He's the Newbie and No-one likes him. He looks like a man who dresses like a woman who dresses like a man!!!
Next: Ulrich (Drums) Yeah.. He's cool... But not as cool as Hetfield or Hammett.
So Next: Hetfield... If you don't know the power of this guys beard... Go Die :]
And Top Rank: HAMMETTT!!!!! Cause He's Awesome.

Well i said this would be a long post... it seems long to me, but...
It's Not Over Yet!!

Nah... It is...

Infact... NO!

I'll tell you about Bullet!!!!
This is mainly to make Pamela Jealous.
On Sunday the 9th of November i went to see Bullet at the Edinburgh Corn Exchange!
First Gig = First Mosh Pits, First Circle Pit & First wall of Death..!!

It was Freaking AWESOME!

They had an Awesome set list... But i wont say it...

Scream, Aim, Fire
Say Goodnight
Four Words to Choke Upon
Hand of Blood
The Poison
Suffocating under words of Sorrow
Eye of the Storm
All These Things i Hate
Hearts Burst Into Fire
Tears Don't Fall
The End
Waking The Demon
Forever & Always.

Oops... Too Late Now...
Jealous? I thought So...

Well i'll Catch you Later...