Celebratory 31st Post?

It's been ages since my last post D:
But... well, I feel like posting now.
I'll go read what the last one said and see what's changed...

Oh. My Last post was Samie's special one :P
Okay. After reading my last 5 - 6 posts...
They all have not said anything about my life.!
So i'll do it now.

Hello, I'm Matt ;)
I Love my best friends.. Who mainly all female...
And I've went out with the majority of them! :D

I am taken by the lovely Alexandra Eleanor Findlay.
She puts of smile of my face as big as a fat mans belly :)
What a simile.

If you don't know... I LOVE CRISTINA SCABBIA!
Skay-Bee-Ah. Not Scab-E-Ah.
And there is no "H" in Cristina!! :)

I'm in a band...
Pissing With Wood!
Practicing with them makes me happy ;D
Unless someone takes shit seriously.
It's pointless to take something seriously in the band..
It's for fun!

I'll be gutted it when i post this it doesn't have all the pretty spacing i give it.
Y'know what made me happy today...

"Matt, I just want to say thank you. You are so amazing.
I never thought i would be able to love and trust someone again...
But you proved me wrong.
So that makes you the most amazing person in the world to me.
I Love you Matthew James Alder. x x"

That's the text word for word. Now that made my day :D
And she spelled my name right!!!

Holidays Sooonnnnn!!!
Last day tomorrow. It'll be braw.
Not seeing Alex for another week though :(
And it's already been two since i last saw her!!!

Now I'm gonna go watch some new scrubs episodes...
I find out Janitor's name soon!

I Love you All !!
Peace Out, Homiess!!!
x

Samantha Claire Green ;)

Ohhh. She's a Loser by the way.
But Hands off ;)
She's MY LOSER.

Only I am allowed to take the utter pish out of her xD
This loser has been there a lot for me.
4 years we've known eachother.
We didnt really like eachother at first, i don't think :]

I mind once in second year, me and Daniel were talking to her in the old school..
We were walking through the link and she was looking at us.
BAM.
Shoulda watched where you were going and you wouldn't of walked in to that pillar ;)

We are absolutely amazing besto's now :P
Ever since we went out. Aha.
That didnt work out though :(
I hope we're still getting married though, And moving to Mianus!

Plan "Marks & Spencers" - Phail.

But i love my Samie and she'll always be there for me ;)
Shame she thinks Pete Wentz is hot.

Enjoy you're Birthday in 2 Days :D
Loves you Lots.
Best Friend.
x

Statemento's.

Right... Gimmie a min... Eating Food.

Nom Nom Nom.

Right!

Number one - Sometimes it's kind of annoying when you do it.
But it's for me benefit i guess.
Thanks :)

Number Two - Ahh! I met you today and you're awesome.
Sucks how far away you live D:
I love your Accent!
I thought it was Californian ! :P

Number Three - We're Best friends forever like!
I love you morestest babe :D
Hope all goes well with him ;)

Number Four - Dun Dun Dun...
COWON DAY D:

Number Five - Ach, I love you babe :)

xxxxx

OWNED!

Turned on telly to see Pamela Anderson offer someone a cigarette... And the guy was like "I Don't Smoke." So she took a draw and a bullet shot out through the fag and hit his head. D:

He falls down dead and she goes "Neither do i."

Srsly Whudafuh!

So you go ahead a spent £40 on someones birthday present... then expect me to pay you half of it when i didn't know you were getting it?!?!?! Thanks, Thanks alot.

Number 4.

Only Statements.

1. Okay, Maybe i do. But you don't.

2. I know you'll never read this but... You annoy the hell outta me. None of us actually like you.

3. I want to be best friends again?

4. Similar to 2... Except its only just happened. You are becoming a dick like 5.

5. You're a dick.

6. I love you two, aha. You're like two of my best pals now. :)

7. How come we hated each other in 1st, 2nd ad 3rd year... Now we're best friends?

8. I still don't like you, Carpet Shagger. ;D

Isn't 8 so Obvious.

9. I'm sorry for anything i ever did EVER to hurt you three. You're way better pals then 4 & 5 and the only reason I'm paranoid about you always being pissed off at me is cause i never wanna lose you guys. I love yas x