Celebratory 31st Post?

It's been ages since my last post D:
But... well, I feel like posting now.
I'll go read what the last one said and see what's changed...

Oh. My Last post was Samie's special one :P
Okay. After reading my last 5 - 6 posts...
They all have not said anything about my life.!
So i'll do it now.

Hello, I'm Matt ;)
I Love my best friends.. Who mainly all female...
And I've went out with the majority of them! :D

I am taken by the lovely Alexandra Eleanor Findlay.
She puts of smile of my face as big as a fat mans belly :)
What a simile.

If you don't know... I LOVE CRISTINA SCABBIA!
Skay-Bee-Ah. Not Scab-E-Ah.
And there is no "H" in Cristina!! :)

I'm in a band...
Pissing With Wood!
Practicing with them makes me happy ;D
Unless someone takes shit seriously.
It's pointless to take something seriously in the band..
It's for fun!

I'll be gutted it when i post this it doesn't have all the pretty spacing i give it.
Y'know what made me happy today...

"Matt, I just want to say thank you. You are so amazing.
I never thought i would be able to love and trust someone again...
But you proved me wrong.
So that makes you the most amazing person in the world to me.
I Love you Matthew James Alder. x x"

That's the text word for word. Now that made my day :D
And she spelled my name right!!!

Holidays Sooonnnnn!!!
Last day tomorrow. It'll be braw.
Not seeing Alex for another week though :(
And it's already been two since i last saw her!!!

Now I'm gonna go watch some new scrubs episodes...
I find out Janitor's name soon!

I Love you All !!
Peace Out, Homiess!!!
x

Samantha Claire Green ;)

Ohhh. She's a Loser by the way.
But Hands off ;)
She's MY LOSER.

Only I am allowed to take the utter pish out of her xD
This loser has been there a lot for me.
4 years we've known eachother.
We didnt really like eachother at first, i don't think :]

I mind once in second year, me and Daniel were talking to her in the old school..
We were walking through the link and she was looking at us.
BAM.
Shoulda watched where you were going and you wouldn't of walked in to that pillar ;)

We are absolutely amazing besto's now :P
Ever since we went out. Aha.
That didnt work out though :(
I hope we're still getting married though, And moving to Mianus!

Plan "Marks & Spencers" - Phail.

But i love my Samie and she'll always be there for me ;)
Shame she thinks Pete Wentz is hot.

Enjoy you're Birthday in 2 Days :D
Loves you Lots.
Best Friend.
x

Statemento's.

Right... Gimmie a min... Eating Food.

Nom Nom Nom.

Right!

Number one - Sometimes it's kind of annoying when you do it.
But it's for me benefit i guess.
Thanks :)

Number Two - Ahh! I met you today and you're awesome.
Sucks how far away you live D:
I love your Accent!
I thought it was Californian ! :P

Number Three - We're Best friends forever like!
I love you morestest babe :D
Hope all goes well with him ;)

Number Four - Dun Dun Dun...
COWON DAY D:

Number Five - Ach, I love you babe :)

xxxxx

OWNED!

Turned on telly to see Pamela Anderson offer someone a cigarette... And the guy was like "I Don't Smoke." So she took a draw and a bullet shot out through the fag and hit his head. D:

He falls down dead and she goes "Neither do i."

Srsly Whudafuh!

So you go ahead a spent £40 on someones birthday present... then expect me to pay you half of it when i didn't know you were getting it?!?!?! Thanks, Thanks alot.

Number 4.

Only Statements.

1. Okay, Maybe i do. But you don't.

2. I know you'll never read this but... You annoy the hell outta me. None of us actually like you.

3. I want to be best friends again?

4. Similar to 2... Except its only just happened. You are becoming a dick like 5.

5. You're a dick.

6. I love you two, aha. You're like two of my best pals now. :)

7. How come we hated each other in 1st, 2nd ad 3rd year... Now we're best friends?

8. I still don't like you, Carpet Shagger. ;D

Isn't 8 so Obvious.

9. I'm sorry for anything i ever did EVER to hurt you three. You're way better pals then 4 & 5 and the only reason I'm paranoid about you always being pissed off at me is cause i never wanna lose you guys. I love yas x

>,>

I have a feeling everyone is pissed off at me.
Will i have no friends by the end of this??

The Last Week or Two.

Wednesday the Whatevereth - My House ;D
Chloe, Samie and Pamela all suck at Skate 2 likess..
And at GH Drums xD
Wow... Thats Interesting.

Thursday the Nextdayeth - Nout.
Friday the Dayaftereth - Zilch

Saturday - Pamela's Housee.
Youse aren't doing that again Samie & Pamela..
Twas Scary! D:

Sunday the Dayaftertheweirdyetfundayeth - Can't Remember...

Monday The Dayafterthedaywherenothinghappened...eth. - UNIT 23!
Me, Brian & Lewis went to Unit23 indoor skatepark.
Costed...
Was Giiid Though.


SIDENOTE: Ae, I can Pass with Saying "Giid" ?



Tuesday the Dayafterskateparkdayeth - Samie & Chloes.
A few of us went to the Retards House (:
The Descent was well Giid.
Even though i don't like Scary things...
Final Destination 3 then Went on...
So we ate Pizza ;D
And i had VERY Little.
What they dont know is...
I had more Bread than them.. -Rolls Eyes-

Wednesday the Workdayeth - Work...
Worked in Maw & Pa's Tearoom :P
Aha. £24 for 5 hours...
Not bad for Minimum wage.
Then i Met Jorden & Lauren uptown.
We went... Anywhere.. really..

Thursday the 19th... See, I caught up with the Dates.. Eth.
Me, Lewis & Brian went to Falkirk skatepark.. It was Empty.
SCORE.
We hung around with the BMXer called Tom...
Who broke his Ankle.. Or Something..
He got a Granny Car thingy cause his foot...
AND WE SKITCHED IT xD


Friday the 20th... New School Dayeth.
It looks like a Hospital/Opium Factory/Prison/Old Folks Home/Airport.
YAY. I'll adjust.

Saturdayy the Yesterdayeth.
Me and 8 Lassies stayed at Pamelas (H)
Me, Erin, Pamela, Sami, Chloe, Amy, Eve, Chantelle & Helen.
GANGBANG... You'd Think.
Nothing Happened til the Next day.

Sunday the Todayeth.
Around Midnight... I Was Dared to Kiss Samie...
Three Hours Later..... Yeahh ;D

Right now its... 20 to 9 and i'm sitting playing Skate 2.
I had a good Weekend.
A Good past week Even.
THANKS GUYS xD

I love you all (:
x

All guys do is Game and make fun of Eachothers Mums.

The Title is the truth.
But you can't handle the truth !
Unless your a Lesbian... Probably.
Infact, that makes no sense.
ONWARD! (To Camelot)

Saturday was a Giid "Perty"
I said Get-Together, Woman, Get-Together!
But a loada us went round to Jordan Rennies.
Pamela asked what guys do all day...
Hence the title.

I'm about to start the Killzone 2 Demo...
It'll be Giiiiiiiidddd. :)

Right... Back to Rennies.
Craig had a thing about wedgying that night...
Guess thats how my boxers got ripped.
-Rolls Eyes-
Unless it was after all they laxatives.
Ew.

We all played Xbox (Which is For fags. PS3 FTW) And ate Food.
Was giid.

Brian fell asleep early so we wrote stuff on him.
Like "I love Penus."
Spelling was intended.
I then drew a Penis on his head... Ending up looking like a belly dancer.

Few hours later i was half asleep.
They must of thought i was full asleep..
Brian attempted to write on me.
My Immediate reaction, You ask?
To "Accidentally" jump up and Bitchslap that Mofo's face ;D

Umm... Sunday.
Nothing really.
Tidied room all day.
New Furniture.

Today?
Was Okay.
Made up with my Best Pal.
Who seems to find Pete hotter than Pat.
LIES.
That bitch owes me a hug from something :P

Yeah see.. I bolded Bitch.
Hows that make you feel!

Dentist after school.
S'all good in the Hoooodddd.
THEN I COOOKEDDD xD
Then i played GH.
Wow. My Lifes Good.

Tomorrow... No Plans.
Wednesday... Pam, Sam & Chloe at Mine :)
Thurs... No Plans...
Friday... Shagging (H)

INFACT... I havent mentioned something.
Last Day at old Denny High Tomorrow.
I'm gonna bring a Sledgehammer.

I'll wreck the school worse than i wrecked yer Maw ;D

Bye Losers. x

This'll Make Me Solid :)

Yeah... The name of the blog.
Just ask me online :D

Right now i am sitting at home playing Guitar Hero.
Whats that Pamela :O
Though so :)

Sami says i should Blog cause i haven't in ages?
So immediately i go to my calender and see how long it has been.
36 Days :O

I'll write a decent length blog... well, Cause I'm cool like tha'.

Last Blog i was going out with Becca?
Man... It has been a while.

Um um um... I realised something important today.
I realised the folk i could trust with me life.
And lucky for you... You probably aren't in these 5 or 6 people.

I also made a new friend.
He's called Doug :)
I hope he reads this.... Only one other person knows who Doug is :D
I wonder if he can read this in fact...



Righttt... Statements i Guess?

1. I really don't like you much anymore more. You treat me like a DoorMatt.
See what i did there?? :P
Yes, anyway. You treat me like shit and act like you've Bitchwhipped me.
You have done anything but.
I highly dislike you atm, But Jane doesn't :)

2. You guys are Awesomeeee.
I won't ever follow the trend the your other pals have set.
I love you guys Alottttt :D
If you don't believe me... Look at your Hand :)
Unless you washed...
Which is Unlikely for you 3 xD

3. You're my best friend out of everyone atm.
I just wonder who Izzy is :P
Lmao x


For Fudge Cake.. Cant by bothered writing much more :)
Byyee Y'alll :P
Especially you 6 :) xD
xx

Blog, Blog, Blog, Blog.

Haven't Blogged in ages.
Havent been on computer in a while.
Gonna blog more when back from 'Holiday'

Christmas.

New Phone.
New Telly.
ACDC Tickets
Few Games
Few Tshirts.
Not Much. Mainly my Phone and Tv.

Meh... Dunno my mood right now. At least i've got Becca.. And South Park.. to talk to.

I love you all (:

But Mainly; Becca, Pam, Sami, Chloe, Other Chloe.. And for some reason Dean.
Cause he's a paedo.
And i'm Bored >.<

ARGH.

Bye. x

Police see Ghosts,

Saturday.

Well... Yesterday Becca came over ;)
haha. Was Fun xD

She fell off the Bed.
King Sized bed.
AND... Orgasmed over Metallica ;D

Hehe... Cause she's a noob and has never played guitar hero.
I could do terrible on Expert and she'd still think it was Amazing ;D
Haha.. She played one song on GH... Easy.
"About a Girl - Nirvana"

I picked her up and dropped her... And we just lay on the bed ;D
And listened to Offspring.
I LOVE THEM NOW.

Me - "And i'm mentioned my Love for Offspring..."
Becca - "More Than love, You'll end up marrying them."
Me - "I wish...."
xD

Stayed at Brian's.. The noob fell asleep during a hot chick fight on DOA.
At 10:00pm.
So me and his wee Bro played Skate, GH2 and watched Skating all night.

TODAY

Only one thing to talk about.

We go in to Stirling... Hang about with Becca for a bit then go away.
We Skate...

POLICE PULLED US UP.

Breach of the Peace from skating in an empty street.
Many "Complaints" and "Near-Misses" from the people.
WHAT PEOPLE?!?!?!
Police can see Ghosts.
Pamela's Right.
Everything she said about the Police is.
I HATE THEM ;D

Except these 2 cool people who got them in trouble for Charging minors.
We got off Scott Free ;)
Haha... There are 2 cool Police at least.

I Love Becca :D
Haha.

Catch x

Playstation Home :D

Och. It's Beautiful.
Playing playstation Home at the moment. It is amazing likes ;D
It's a free downloadable thing for the Puss3.
It's like a Virtual world... where you make your own house and shiz.
But it's Beautiful :|
And i've only been in my house so far!
Wanna know more? That's what Google's For ;D
Hehe. It Rhymes.

ANYHOO... Trying to go outside my house but i can;t for two reasons;

The Virtual scenery is awesome
The whole game didn't download as one so i have to download each new area as i go to it for a first time >.<

Enough about Home ;D

Wednesday... Did i blog then?
Or was it Tuesday..... YEAH.
I'll ask Jamie.

Matt <3>
When was my last blog post >.<

Jamie says:
there's a blank space from yesterday :\ but the last full post was Tuesday.

Thanks :)

Soo.. Wednesday.. Parents Evening.?
IT was ALL good.. Except Music.

Thursday... I started playing guitar again and i got HOME at night.

Friday... Guitar Hero, Skate, Alex's, HOME xD

I LOVE THIS GAME.

Night Y'all ;D
xx

Whudafuh.

Almost a week Since my last Blog.
I want a blogging mood like Pamela... I go to Blog then stop and go.. Hey.. Guitar Hero :O

So... I go out with that amazing person now :)
If you haven't realised.. her name is Becca.
And i Love her xD

Saturday and Sunday were spent with her.
Uptown. Was Gooooood :)
I did my first Fakie Shuvit as well :O

I can never be bothered talking about how my week was.
Mainly Guitar Hero, Becca, Guitar Hero.. :)
On & On...
All Good though (y)

I realised how close me & Shelly are and i love the lass to BITS >.<
I LIKE MY LIFE. OKAY.

Now that was scary.
The front of my computer literally just fell off.
I'll fix it later.
No.. It's bugging me... Pamela's OCD has got me.
FIXED.

Well.. Today.
Right now i'm listening to Slipknot and dying of jealousy cause i couldn't go to yesterdays gig,
Whats up with this Intro the the Self-Titled.
It's the same thing Over & Over...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XMP9DjwzNrc

Listen. It's Short..
Like Brian's Pe-
Just Listen. :)
Freaky Much.?
"The whole thing i think is Sick"

Anyhoo.. Todayeth.

School was usual.
Got home and went to Alex's.
Skating & Guitar Hero.

Then got home and Pamela wouldn't let me in her band.

"Let Me be the Guitarist... I play Guitar Hero on Expert"
"No."

HOW MEAN?!??!?

I Totally rock at Guitar Hero as well D:
And i got over 9000 points on Singstar!
And she wouldn't let me sing.

"You can't kill me cause i'm already inside you"
Slipknot have weird lyrics.
Lyrics to the song (Sic)
Yes... It's in Brackets and spelled like that.

"If you're 555 then i'm 666!"
I'm gonna see them in June!!! xD

Listen to the Song 'Eyeless' by Slipknot!
Does anybody find the start of that sounds like Sonic Heroes...
Or some cheesy Video game.

Anyway... out with the dog today and i didn't like the abandoned dark streets.
I walked in the middle of the road and thought of what i'd do if i saw a zombie limped toward me.

"Okay... If the Zombie came from behind i'd run up... Tear that 'For Sale' sign out the grass and stab the sharp bit through it's head ;D"

I'm 'Pyoor Mental' as Dionne would say (:
She's such a Ned Like >.< style="font-weight: bold;">It may be getting a little long..
Please.. Someone say it.
:)

I love youusseee.

Quick Shout-outs:

Pamela's Gay.
Dean likes Straight Penises.
Shelly my Best Pal :D
I'm a Pirate!
Louise is a Cam Whore ;)

Mwhaha..
Over. x

Ayee

So, Last Post was Thursday.
I wanna do Quotes of the week to Begin.

"Girls are so Much Hotter than Guys!" - Jamie
"I can't get it in!" "But you Have to Come!" - Me & Jamie
"Straight Penis' are the Best!" - Dean
"Snnoooooowwwwww, Snooowwwwww" - Lewis
"Maybe i don't Wanna Whap it Out!" - Me xD


Well... That'll Do :]
I realised... I have Amazingly sexy eyes..
AND SHELLY'S MEAN. :)
But i Still Love the Lass..

Incase no-one realised, I'm a Single Pringle D:
And i'm Okay.
The Guilt has Passed...
JORDEN >.<

Well i like someone amazing, I'll just see how Saturday goes.
It's weird now, Look at my last Shout-out to Chloe.. Now I like Someone else...
And I'm Single.
But Aye, The lass i like is great xD
and Hot... :)
Mwahaha..

But Yeahh... Nothing to talk about... Except.. I'm Happy.

Onto today it looks

Snow
School
Slip
Not Fall
School
Guitar Hero
Online

Been a Giiid Day.
I Think.

Talk again Laterzz :)
Catcha x

Well It's Good Night. :)

Its 10:03 and the atmosphere is... Well Nothing.
There really is no atmosphere when there's an Inflatable dog looking at you.
Stupid Rowdy.


I think i'll just do Shout-Outs Cause I'm Bored... And It.. 10:04 Now...

1. Jorden; Bestest Pal Foreverest xD
Can't believe you didn't want me to Meet Chocolate Bear ;O
Whats the worst that could happen.. Other than me Bringing up Scrubs.

2. Dean; I think your Statement made me realise i have enough.
But Thanks :)

3. Pamelar; Tallicists for life Biatch.
You're like one of my Bestest pals now :)
Haha.. I;m Glad we found a religion with truth & Moral.

4. Brian, Alex & Lewis; You all are my Bestest Pals
But Think... When were we last all Together..
The good Old times..
Just Think.

5. Chloe; Mainly, Don't complain that you're Fifth... It Means you're also...
And if you're last.. People will remember it the Most. :)
Well.. I Really Love you.. I've been through alot, Which only me and ?????? know About.
But I'd never do anything to hurt you.
I love you x :)


I Mainly did this Blog to Mention Chocolate Bear. I Finally have someone to talk about Scrubs with :D.

Psyched Much.

Catch x

It's Gonna be a long, Hard Week.

No it isn't.
I HAVE TO SAY
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

Anyhoo... Today wiz all Giid.
I worked Harder.
HAHA DEAN!
You totally didn't start the school thing...
And No i won't come swimming.
You Suck :)

Anyhoo.. Today, School & Scrubs.
Usual.
I'll write again later.
Busy having Se-
Watching Sc-
BYE..! >.<

x

Buck up Yours Ideas :)

I Think i should become smarter
I need to pay more attention at School, I need to listen.. i need to shut up.
I Need to be less annoying, i need to make better friends.

Now that's my to do list.

Anyhoo, Today.
School; That's what made me realise i need to be smarter, to change.
So it's gonna happen.
Everything on that list starts now.
Also, Chloe i freaking love you. I think about no-one else but you.
I really am in love with you ;/ :) xx

Well.. Now. The usual.
Sitting here, alone, thinking about Chloe & Watching Scrubs.

I miss Her. x